back in the pink

something awful happened last week about midweek that rendered me incapable of blogging but i'm blocking it out of my memory. i'm in denial. it's festering somewhere in my subconscious but im not going to pay it no never mind and then it will be like it never happened.

TRA LA LA LA LA.

it's just like that time i woke up naked but for a pair of rainbow striped leg warmers on the bathroom floor, staring stupidly at my bloodstained toilet paper cozy. i picked myself up off the floor and smiled at the toilet paper cozy, then i made scrambled eggs and all has been well ever since last week about mid week which i'm not going to talk about anyways.

in other positive mental health choices news related to me, i am happy to inform you that my paris hilton costume was a sucess! if i transcend my mental retardation re; blogger's interface, i will post pictures.