Gee, that's a stretch. Are you sure you wouldn't rather be Ashlee Simpson? You could wear a dark wig, and just go around mouthing words without saying anything. And you could carry a tape player with you that spit out totally unconnected words and music. And you could dance a little jog when this happened, then slink off.
7 Comments:
At October 27, 2004 12:35 PM,
xz said…
there are easier ways to get into a sex video.
At October 27, 2004 1:10 PM,
Mark Pritchard said…
Gee, that's a stretch. Are you sure you wouldn't rather be Ashlee Simpson? You could wear a dark wig, and just go around mouthing words without saying anything. And you could carry a tape player with you that spit out totally unconnected words and music. And you could dance a little jog when this happened, then slink off.
At October 27, 2004 1:50 PM,
Shannon said…
no way, man. i'm inspired! i will send pictures.
At October 27, 2004 4:35 PM,
Joe Reifer said…
can i be the camera man?
At October 28, 2004 2:12 PM,
terrified said…
That's bound to be a good costume, and here's some suggestions for the kids: http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
At October 28, 2004 4:12 PM,
Hal said…
Yes, dance with dog, not jog.
But please, baby please please (I'm James Brown dying on stage here), wear the costume to work tomorrow.
At October 4, 2005 10:40 AM,
jiri said…
Hey, I have enjoyed...your blog is informative - even entertaining.
I have a halloween sites. They pretty much covers costumes and masks related stuff.
Thanks again and I'll be sure to bookmark you.
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